the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
by adoe26 February 18, 2010
The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 06, 2020
"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
by Laitch123405 February 01, 2017
An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.
You're such a table.
by TheSarcasticCatfish February 06, 2017
by Chris February 22, 2004

