the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table
by adoe26 February 18, 2010
Get the merch
Get the Table neck gaiter and mug.
The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.
Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 06, 2020
Get the merch
Get the Table neck gaiter and mug.
"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
by Laitch123405 February 01, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Tabled mug for your father Manafort.
An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.
You're such a table.
by TheSarcasticCatfish February 06, 2017
Get the mug
Get a table mug for your grandma Rihanna.
man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
by Chris February 22, 2004
Get the mug
Get a tables mug for your mate Beatrix.