Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’
by Kobrakys March 29, 2018
When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.
Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.
by Kobrakys April 13, 2017
Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.
by Kobrakys June 10, 2021
by You square April 09, 2016
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”
by Dudewholikesbannanas May 08, 2021