The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.
“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”
by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020
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A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.
by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016
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A way of rating the opposit sex based on your sexual desire towards them.
1 being butt ugly 10bring fit to fuck
1 being butt ugly 10bring fit to fuck
Tims looking fit tonght!
Where is he on the would you scale though??
Oh I'd say nearly a 10!
Wow best go fuck him then
Where is he on the would you scale though??
Oh I'd say nearly a 10!
Wow best go fuck him then
by Thinktofuck September 17, 2016
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A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021
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