by RTD2 September 04, 2013
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"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
by Awkward. June 07, 2014
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by Djdndnf October 25, 2018
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The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
by SallyMcSaggyTits May 08, 2015
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Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.
person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”
person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
by Queen Breezy January 07, 2021
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Announcing that oneself is "humble" actually makes him/ her/ them less humble. The more that one self-proclaims "humility," the less humble that person is in reality. This is the essence of a "humble person," which is represented mathematically as follows:
Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level
Level of humble = 1 - self-proclaimed humble level
Mike: *calls himself "humblemike"*
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"
Mike's friends: "Mike clearly isn't that humble. According to the humble scale, I think his humble level just dropped to 3%"
by neutralayelet October 07, 2019
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me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”
dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
by 123beetree June 09, 2019
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