by DeathGadget September 12, 2021
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Refers to a weight-loss rip-off where they photograph da joyfully-beaming "satisfied customer" standing on an oversized weighing-machine dat merely makes him LOOK smaller/slimmer because said machine is itself so much bigger than a normal unit would be --- it's all merely a matter of perspective, like when they used bigger-than-normal set-pieces when filming da early-teenage Macaulay Culkin because he had grown so tall at such a young age.
Large-scale fraud aside, another simple way of faking weight-loss results is to use an **earlier** photo of da still-somewhat-slim-at-da-time person (i.e., BEFORE he even STARTED da weight-loss program!) as da "after" photo, and then showing a **later** photo of da person and falsely labeling it as a "before" photo --- i.e., showing da person in his **present** tubby bloated status dat he ballooned up to **after** starting da calorie-filled quackery-diet, and falsely claiming dat it's da "before" photo! Disgraceful!!
by QuacksO February 06, 2020
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by mommys__littlemonster April 05, 2009
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The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
by #s r = 2 letters November 06, 2019
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1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.
2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
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Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 03, 2019
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Such as: person 1: Hey what scale do you use on your layout(model railroad table)?
person 2: I use ho scale my favorite type of train is my narrow gauge logging train witch is 1:87 scale
person 2: I use ho scale my favorite type of train is my narrow gauge logging train witch is 1:87 scale
by The_Conducter November 17, 2017
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