The action when a male takes a shit, and does not wipe on purpose. Then walkin carefully to a drunk bitch, or a freaky sober bitch, and proceeding with a Teabag. (the Sticking of both a Males Testicles in the oral oriface of the female). The male then rocks back and forth on the females chest, leaving a skidmark of shit, commonly referred to as "The Runway"
She's passed out dude, go take a shit and give her the Runway.
by Rick A. M. July 31, 2006
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When a person sneaks onto a runway at an airport & lays down so the plane will go over them at a Very Close range.
I've always wanted to do a runway dare; it would give so much adrenaline!
by Starchylde May 26, 2016
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A term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one's ejaculum while masturbating.
Danny: "Hey man, you have any dirty socks for me to use? I just got the new Sasha Grey flick."

Noah: "No sorry, I just did my laundry but I just got back from Sam's so I have plenty of ammo for making a tp runway if you want."
by Decarl February 28, 2011
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A reality show on Bravo produced by german lingerie model Heidi Klum.
The show starts off with 16 aspiring designers. Each episode they are given challenges. With minimal time to design and assemble a garment, thye must then fit their pieces to their assigned model and participate in a weekly runway show. The designer with the worst outfit/lowest score is "auf'd".
The final 3 contestants present at Olympus Fasion Week.
There is almost always drama, usually a designer being a douche to the rest, or a designer having a meltdown.
Many contestants are openly homosexual men.
Pretty much one of the best shows currently on TV.
"Dude, did you catch Project Runway last night?"
"Diva, what the hell was with Vincent's design?"
"That poor model. That was the fuglyiest hat i've ever seen."
"Heidi looks really pregant"
"yeah man."
"let's go watch"
"k".
by lesharkattaque July 17, 2006
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An awesome person who drops you off, or picks you up from the airport without requesting payment.
Have you got a runway hero, or do you have to organise an {Uber?
by Dean - Surry Hills October 12, 2016
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When a girl has sweaty balls constantly slapping against her chin creating acne on her chin in the pattern of runway lights.
Dudley: Dude, Monica has some serious Runway lights!
Zack: I know, she does suck a lot of dick.
by hmxprs January 18, 2010
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When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"
"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"
by @WeMoveTheMasses May 11, 2012
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