REALLY BAD Diarrhea

They call it the runs because you gots to "runs" to the washroom before the shit "runs" out of your anus and down your pants (assuming your wearing pants)

"Runs" usually refers to diarrhea. The term runs is derived by three different events that accompany diarrhea. (The three runs).

1. You run to the bathroom.

2. You sit down and the shit runs out of you at a surprising velocity.

3. You run out of toilet paper because you have to wipe your ass so much.

In literature, a Run-on is a shortening of "Run-on sentence". E.g.; "A Run-on". A run-on is a sentence that goes on for too long without proper punctuation.

'Do it'

"In running there is no off season because running is not just a sport, its a lifestyle."

"Running has given me the courage to start, the determination to keep trying, and the childlike spirit to have fun along the way. Run often and run long, but never outrun your joy of running." -Julie Isphording, Marathon winner

escaping into a world where only runners understand. a natural high that feels good no matter what. where one puts one foot in front of another swiftly and silently. an aerobic activity where only the strong survive and the weak are trampled.

An obsession that only certain individuals feel compelled to partake in. The individuals may or may not be large consumers of Coca Cola, but probably are. A past time that provides some kind of euphoric feeling for obsessors who look back upon past runs. Running provides more euphoria, for some reason, when the distance that has been run is longer rather than shorter. Those who participate in running have a compulsive drive for continuous improvement.