someone who is
1) a geek
2) Has horrible Hair
3) Loves Jesus
4) Wanks The ICT teacher
5) Thinks their good in their parker coat
6) Perfect (HA HA HA HA)
what a roof
by laura W November 12, 2003
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Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
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Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.
Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!
by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018
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A game played in an apartment consisting of hitting the ceiling with broom handles, usually played with six to ten players. The object of the game is to irritate the upstairs neighbor, often as revenge for noisy behavior such as stomping. Typically, roof brooms involves drinking beer, talking, and hammering on the ceiling for hours. Players may arrange themselves in shifts to ensure continual striking upon the ceiling.
Marc: "what's up tonight?"
Jim: "we're playing Roof Brooms at my flat tonight."
by MFn Connery May 05, 2013
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A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.
My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.
by Fcpcool August 29, 2019
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Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.
Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!
by FondleKING10000 February 17, 2011
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