jack: “where did you go last period?”
michael: “i went on the mitch and went to the shop!”
by emptymadz January 24, 2018
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A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.
Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!
by BumpusHound February 10, 2016
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1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness

2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness
The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!
by Life and Times of Brian June 13, 2010
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A term reserved for those who reject so many woment that bitching it no longer cuts it.
"Hey man did you root that chick last night?" "Na man I just went home and studied" "Oh my god dude stop mitching it!"
by Anonymous..,. May 01, 2009
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A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (According to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)
That dude is a mitch! He cries too much!
by vietboss October 16, 2013
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When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.
Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?
by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018
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a male bitch, someone who loves to get others in trouble to draw attention the to themselves.
Dude, quit being such a Mitch.

Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking
by Megan's Fiver June 09, 2010
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