Jersey is the coolest two legs.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs

Female 1: How do I get a lot of money :(
Female 2: You will have to be swinging leg to get some money girllll