Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam
Mother: Not again! John get over here!
John: I’ve got this
Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?
John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
Mother: Not again! John get over here!
John: I’ve got this
Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?
John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019
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A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket
Jazz musicians are poor
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an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression
1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.
by Ridgeford November 12, 2008
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When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.
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An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
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