Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.

The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.

If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.

It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.

Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.

Getting to Fred’s by 5

When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)

A trash soccer team with only one win against Shawn Strom's 09 team. They have lost every game to Rams FC 05 team and they only accept players over 200 pounds.

A good ass beach in South Carolina. Got wrecked af during Hurricane Matthew but is still dope as a motthafuckkaa.

The one person you would want with you if you were stranded on a desert island.

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other