Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.
Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 09, 2021
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A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".
by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 09, 2010
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A verb, which means to place ones hooked finger or fingers between another's butt cheeks with an intent to startle, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. This procedure is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
"Arrrrrr" Llewellyn cried as he startled Stefanie with "the hook" to her behind.
by SashiJapan14 January 04, 2011
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A mind blowing, fully mental, rip the arse out of it Bachelor party; one where generations of jocks and frat boys would idolise the groom for the crazy shit he endured.

Oftentimes, there is a Japanese film crew in tow to ensure the bachelor becomes more famous in Japan than Bill Murray. Whisky sponsorships will follow.
Sam: You going to the bachelor party?
Neil: The one for Andrew?
Sam: Yeah, The Hook.
by The Pimptard July 02, 2019
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When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.
I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.
by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018
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