One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
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Hey Tania my boyfriend just told me he has a slight jay hook...it does the job!
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Falls for ugly people and thinks they are super hot.... has terrible taste in guys....
Omfg Jenna hook is gonna fall for it again.
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Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.
Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.
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That nervous feeling one gets before a big meeting or a huge life changing event. Same feeling one gets after a eating Chinese food and 30 minutes later you can feel it in your gut
This interview tomorrow has got me Tenter Hooked, I should probably stay away from Taco Bell or Wok and Roll tonight
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