v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.
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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.
Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.
by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017
Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.
Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.
by katzenjammer December 15, 2007
by The Speedbag November 30, 2015
Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken March 11, 2012