1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
by aaargh i am not a pirate April 05, 2011
Nottingham poker scene slang short for "bowl of rice" concocted by a locally famous Chinese chip shop chain owner and poker player whom frequents the Dusk Till Dawn Poker Club and Casino. It means a small amount of poker chips.
by permanentquandary November 26, 2013
by JumpMan23 May 19, 2006
When having anal sex, the area where the penis hits, and it hurts, but feels so good at the same time.
The sex was so good, I think he broke my bowl. The Bowl is very hearty though, I'll be ready again tomorrow.
by Bob Bowl October 26, 2007
by 635 know it June 03, 2020
by OnelargeKobe October 11, 2016
Grabbing a dude from behind with your thumb inside his asshole and your middle and ring fingers fondling each testicle. Hand placement is similar to holding a bowling ball.
by Samir UwU March 13, 2021