The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
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The ejaculate of a master online troll.
When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!
by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017
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possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"
by John McFloss September 30, 2006
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The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.
“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”

“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”

“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”

“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
by Dirty-Definitions May 26, 2018
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Compound- 1/2 gram "butter" concentrate + 1 gram CBD Nano crystals + 1 gram live resine. For use in Vape Bong.
Let's smoke a bowl, here try this stolnack batter smoke and repeat as needed
by Sastolnack May 27, 2018
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The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
by Xterra April 02, 2016
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The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.
Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.
by Bromuhfucka October 16, 2015
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