Denoting a type of synthetic hormone, but more often a word used by jealous people, and internet haters/trolls in conversation to explain and excuse their own lack of success in fitness or weight loss.
"Yeah I know you can't see my abs, but that's only because I am not on steroids." or "That guys is definitely on steroids, because he is in better shape than me."
by hatersarejustlosers November 1, 2018
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Only lazy slackers with short dicks take steroids because they just can't cut it.
by Funployee June 1, 2007
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A drug almost all Yankee players use to become good at baseball. Once their bodies start to break down from these drugs the Yankees try to void their contracts. But they like to keep other players who admit they were on steroids because they're still producing.
Person #1: Jason Giambi took steroids and the Yankees want to void his contract.
Person #2: So did Gary Sheffield.
Person #1: But he's still good so we'll let it slide.
by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004
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steroid may think he is cool, but he is actually a lamo. <3
by bulletsxromance March 15, 2005
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A drug used by men to grow there muscles. This is mostly used in professional sports, but mostly Major League Baseball. A perfect example of steroids in Major League Baseball is the New York Yankees. Steroids let you do things in baseball like hit homeruns using only 50 or 60% of your power because you are in therepy.

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New York Yankees, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, Alex Rodriguez
And theres another homerun by Alex Rodriguez, it looks like he used only half of his power in that swing yet he hits it over 400 feet, I wonder why that could be.
by Red Sox rock August 8, 2005
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Muscle enhancing supplemetn, illeagle.
Dude, i bought a new steroid today, look at my guns!
by kent May 11, 2003
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Chemical way to change your male gender to female.
I took steroids, my cock n' balls shrinked and formed a nice vulva, and since I started to develope breasts I think I'll be street prostitute.
by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
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