the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
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An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"
Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"
Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."
Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."
Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"
Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."
Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."
Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."
Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."
Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"
Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."
Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."
by jcer1 June 30, 2013
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by Hstickytoky September 01, 2021
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if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"
and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"
then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"
then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
by oreo32 October 28, 2011
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by DDLZC April 04, 2017
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A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.
by DDLZC April 16, 2017
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Being down to hook up and explore the other persons body and interest without having to talk much or prolong the process. In other words DTF or suck!
by Godfather Young January 28, 2020
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