a unit of measure defining the mass of one hockey puck.
Wow, this table is heavy, it must be 1000 pucks.
by B-Hommes, assisted by K-Moose November 06, 2005
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To overcook food on the grill, to the point of burning or leaving a hard burnt crust on the food, esp. hamburgers.
Linda wasn't paying attention to the hamburgers on the grill and pucked them.
by p1c March 21, 2009
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A word used to replace fucking.
If you are a holy roller what you say to not get in trouble.
Pucking, Puck, Pucker it all works
Did you see that pucking itch. God I mean I really hate her she's such a pucking moron!
by Lil'LemonSqueeze January 25, 2007
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An individual who exizibits the sexual characteristics of a man and a woman. A pussy and a dick. A puck
It's muddier than a puck out here
by Puckhucker January 18, 2014
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One tablet or pill of MDMA (ecstasy)
i just ate 23 pucks!!
by Angelo W. March 24, 2008
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Hockey slang for a one night stand.

See also punt.
Rachel was just a puck from our roadtrip to Hamilton.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006
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