skinned my dink

To screw some bitch all night, real hard so that your dick is sore the next day, possibly with some skin worn off.

Oh man, I really I skinned my dink on that bitch last night!

by the knob April 6, 2006

skinned my pig

when a guy fucks a girl so hard she BLEEDS!

Guy one: Man when we had anal last night, I made you bleed,

Guy two: Woah bro you skinned my pig! *high fives*

by stickydick101 August 4, 2019

skin my buck

masturbation; Game of Thrones is overly sexual, attempting to describe a scene where Tywin Lannister 'skins a buck' can easily be misinterpreted as a code word for a naughty act.

I was bored last night, so I decided to skin my buck.

by sleet June 5, 2014

skinned my carrot

When your girl sucks the skin right off of your member.

Yo, bro, my girl skinned my carrot last night!

by Carrot boi March 31, 2018

i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020

my skin hurt

it does

Bro 1: Yo my skin hurt
Bro 2: sucks bro

by DrugsAlligator September 24, 2019

Nurture my skin

When you try and calm yourself after sex.

I need to nurture my skin, I was pounded.

by Goatku November 30, 2018