by kwsuper April 10, 2014
by fgtfag June 05, 2018
by Michael Hawkins April 08, 2005
by goncamble October 31, 2019
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018
A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".
1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust
2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.
3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.
1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust
2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.
3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.
If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.
That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.
You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.
That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.
You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.
by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010
The action or discrption of “yeeting” ones “meat”. Performed by first or third person, it is when ones phallic member is treated in a concussive way that may cause physical damage. You can yeet your own meat or have your meat yeeted by a third party participant. This action can be performed for sexual reason or for the purpose of causing physical damage.
by YKG J June 21, 2018