Rusty: Hey, so you went shopping yesterday?
Eva: Woah, stalker!!
Rusty: I was on Facebook. It was on my feed!!!
Eva: Woah, stalker!!
Rusty: I was on Facebook. It was on my feed!!!
by MisterKnowItAll11 January 23, 2011
by American Mutt March 24, 2006
Originally coined as a term to describe the act of illegally obtaining cable or satellite services, the term 'skanking my feed' is suitable for any situation wherein someone is ripping you off, cheating on you or just generally stealing your thunder.
"I can't believe Latisha was creeping up on the come up on my man like that! Bitch is trying to skank my feed!"
"Dude c'mon, quit skanking my feed and get your own stash!"
"Dude c'mon, quit skanking my feed and get your own stash!"
by Jachobim November 09, 2006
the act of a facebook friend posting so many status updates, that all you see is the picture and name repeatedly on you news feed.
Josh-@Sammy, your blowin up my feed, STOP!(1 sec ago)
Sammy- Cuttest jacket ever at rugby!(20 sec ago)
Sammy- Made it to the mall YAYZ!(3 min ago)
Sammy- DANG! major traffic jam!(12 min ago)
Sammy- on the freeway!(15 min ago)
Joe- Won my meet!(18 min ago)
Sammy- pulling out of the driveway (19 min ago)
Sammy- getting in the car(19 min ago)
Sammy- goin to the mall! (20 min ago)
Sammy- Cuttest jacket ever at rugby!(20 sec ago)
Sammy- Made it to the mall YAYZ!(3 min ago)
Sammy- DANG! major traffic jam!(12 min ago)
Sammy- on the freeway!(15 min ago)
Joe- Won my meet!(18 min ago)
Sammy- pulling out of the driveway (19 min ago)
Sammy- getting in the car(19 min ago)
Sammy- goin to the mall! (20 min ago)
by Joshiepooperz October 23, 2010
The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.
Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
by brems November 15, 2009
Because ants are attracted to protein and fructose, "feeding one's ants" means masturbating to the point of ejaculation such that the expelled semen attracts a swarm of ants
Black: "Dude, I've been feeding my ants to Rik's pictures"
Bil: "Why are there ants crawling on my keyboard?"
Mei: "You've been feeding your ants, haven't you? >=\"
Bil: "Why are there ants crawling on my keyboard?"
Mei: "You've been feeding your ants, haven't you? >=\"
by atlusOnlineSucks April 03, 2012
by Sass,MasterOf Sass March 28, 2009