Urban Dictionary: on my ass

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 09, 2020

Refering to an after affect of a substance, usually a drugs or alchol, that leave you in an altered, but sublime, state.

Girl 1: Girl last night, I has some green and was on my ass, I was so fucked up. That shit was some fire. I'm tryna get some yeah again, tonight.

When I come home late, my wife is all on my ass.

by punkpaul October 31, 2017

being super fucked up from a drug of some sort, but being at a relaxed state

“i was on my ass when i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 09, 2020

When someone says something and you think it’s a lie. / You don’t believe in what they’re saying

Person 1: Me and name are in a relationship

Person 2: Relationship my ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you

Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass