Urban Dictionary: on my ass

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 09, 2020

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Refering to an after affect of a substance, usually a drugs or alchol, that leave you in an altered, but sublime, state.

Girl 1: Girl last night, I has some green and was on my ass, I was so fucked up. That shit was some fire. I'm tryna get some yeah again, tonight.

by PG Dee (yeah that's it) November 30, 2005

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When I come home late, my wife is all on my ass.

by punkpaul October 31, 2017

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being super fucked up from a drug of some sort, but being at a relaxed state

“i was on my ass when i took 2 bong hits and an edible

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When someone says something and you think it’s a lie. / You don’t believe in what they’re saying

Person 1: Me and name are in a relationship

Person 2: Relationship my ass

by IAmALiteralHumanDictionary July 11, 2019

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Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

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Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.

by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018

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