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"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.
I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.
You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.
You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.
by Stanimal September 22, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018