by Lunadactyl November 02, 2015
by sailorlily May 24, 2021
when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner
friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
by sexy left toe December 14, 2019
A group consisting of individuals who have home-based businesses in small towns in Alberta Canada. The www.smalltownmommies.com website is the best resource for home-based businesses, services and tradeshows and other related events.
'I'm new in town, do you know who sells Tupperware or Avon?'.... 'Yes, I found my rep on the Small Town Mommies website!'
by Smalltown Mommies May 04, 2010
by Dollypartonisqueen June 11, 2021
A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.
by Yaqui Pops November 24, 2015