National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy

boy 2: that’s not your mom?

boy 1: no that’s my mommy

boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
by swagmfff October 10, 2021
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National suck mummy milkers day... it's self-explanatory

On June 27th we will suck mummy milkers😫😫😫😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤
How are you today?
Good!Just ant to suckle on some tots.
WHAT!?!
Yea its National suck mommy milkers day!
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A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.
Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know
by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020
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bend over mommy
bend over mommy :D <3
by Bend over mommy November 23, 2016
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A step-mother who feels the need to try abundantly hard to make another woman's child love her. Normally a failed attempt, but an attempt regardless.
She's not a bonus mommy, she's a freeloader who is trying to convince someone else's kids to love her.
by Veronique Tallywacker October 03, 2017
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