A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Swearing on the lives of all of your closest friends.

An agreement for which you cannot lie. If you lie you get punched into the face for each lie.

It literally means ¨complete truth¨ If someone is telling a story and you think they may be bending the truth and adding white lies or even outright lies, you ask them...¨OnDogs?¨ If they are able to answer back...¨Yes, OnDogs¨ then you can be assured they are telling the truth. If they cannot respond with that, then you know they are lying. It is an honor thing. It is a way to tell if you can really trust what someone is saying is completely true. It works great - especially for teenagers!!