Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.
"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"
by itsthecrazyfangirlway September 17, 2015
A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.
by Qdizzle November 16, 2018
Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).
"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"
by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020
The new girl is trying to become the new commander in chief. She already jumped from the air force to the army guys.
by Angry persona March 02, 2017
Definition 1: A extremely copyrighted movie from the 70s
Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft
Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft
Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Def 1: Commander Mole is a bitch to plagiarize
Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands
Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands
Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
by XGN IKILLU December 21, 2019
Commander Pinktaurious is the highest authority of the Nebulan Dominium. He is also known as "gorncommander" He has a popular channel on Youtube.
Pinktaurious is the interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns them of their imminent doom!
There is only one Commander Pinktaurious, although there are others to replace it should the leader succumb to destruction. Typically, their potential replacements are called NL-5-series Nebulans, and are typically the politicians or viceroys of the Nebulan Dominium.
• Commander Pinktaurious has three brains, all capable of independent or collective, unified thought. In addition, the sitting Commander Pinktaurious can seek telepathic advice from the preserved brains of its predecessors, maintained in the "thought archives." All previous, Leaders who were killed in action and whose bodies could not be recovered were not represented in these archives.
• Commander Pinktaurious is also programmed, each one an improvement on the previous generation.
The Nebulans believe that Pinktaurious fashioned all mankind and humanity,
To reiterate: Commander Pinktaurious is the ruler of the Nebulans . Commander Pinktaurious’s body is built to resemble the alien race that was originally the Nebulan, but is not organic in any way. Commander Pinktaurious is stated to have three brains, each one capable of individual or unified thought, making him an incredibly adept strategists and leader.
If Commander Pinktaurious dies, a new one is chosen from suitable NL-5-Series Nebulan.
Pinktaurious is the interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns them of their imminent doom!
There is only one Commander Pinktaurious, although there are others to replace it should the leader succumb to destruction. Typically, their potential replacements are called NL-5-series Nebulans, and are typically the politicians or viceroys of the Nebulan Dominium.
• Commander Pinktaurious has three brains, all capable of independent or collective, unified thought. In addition, the sitting Commander Pinktaurious can seek telepathic advice from the preserved brains of its predecessors, maintained in the "thought archives." All previous, Leaders who were killed in action and whose bodies could not be recovered were not represented in these archives.
• Commander Pinktaurious is also programmed, each one an improvement on the previous generation.
The Nebulans believe that Pinktaurious fashioned all mankind and humanity,
To reiterate: Commander Pinktaurious is the ruler of the Nebulans . Commander Pinktaurious’s body is built to resemble the alien race that was originally the Nebulan, but is not organic in any way. Commander Pinktaurious is stated to have three brains, each one capable of individual or unified thought, making him an incredibly adept strategists and leader.
If Commander Pinktaurious dies, a new one is chosen from suitable NL-5-Series Nebulan.
commandergornCommander Pinktaurious
by gorncommander May 21, 2009
Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound
by Potato master420 April 16, 2021