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The Cat’s Pajamas: When a bearded man performs oral sex on his female sexual partner and wakes up the next morning smelling like a vagina.
“Oh man, something smells fishy here!”
“Sorry fellas, I’m afraid it’s me. It appears I forgot to wash my beard after giving my girlfriend head last night. Looks like I got The Cat’s Pajamas!”
“Sorry fellas, I’m afraid it’s me. It appears I forgot to wash my beard after giving my girlfriend head last night. Looks like I got The Cat’s Pajamas!”
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The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
by Archbishop of the night times April 16, 2011
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Sir! The dog is raping the cat!
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When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.
My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her
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the domestic persian cat has a magic spot on their head right between their eyes - that when pressed in the right way they go in to a trance like coma stade allmost like when humans meditate.
Oskar the beautifull persian can be silensed for several minuttes when Pelle puts his finger between his eyes and mark his "magic spot cats" place...Oskar looks like at gopple melting bacwards ore like he has been smooking more than 60 joints -he drops his head an stones out with eyes open right untill you lossen your grib! All you have to do is place your finger between his eys and softly press it and here the coma starts!!!!
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