A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)
by Captain Wally March 16, 2019
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The Dandelion King. Also reffered to as: T son, Peters, Skeeters or the big Shmee.
Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
Cap'n Danders: "Don't pack up, you have homework, page 563 number 1-6"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"
"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"
"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"
"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"
"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"
"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"
"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"
"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"
"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"
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Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods
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Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.
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n. 1) A person whose tendency is to talk non-stop for about half of his/her working day about things that have nothing to do with their job and everything to do about their personal lives.
Characteristics:
- Usually laughs at anything and everything that involves him/her.
- Usually a prototypical jackass, one who reports a laundry list of problems but has absolutely no solutions.
- Obese
- Kiss-ass
Characteristics:
- Usually laughs at anything and everything that involves him/her.
- Usually a prototypical jackass, one who reports a laundry list of problems but has absolutely no solutions.
- Obese
- Kiss-ass
1)The group was extremely productive until Cap'n Yack made his way into the meeting. I never knew you could find out 5 different ways your wife can cheat on you in a utilities meeting.
2) I couldn't get anything done today because fat ass Cap'n Yack was holding court in his office. 4 people were sitting in his office talking non-stop, it was a Yack Fest!
2) I couldn't get anything done today because fat ass Cap'n Yack was holding court in his office. 4 people were sitting in his office talking non-stop, it was a Yack Fest!
by dd0022 March 02, 2005
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1. Fat ass
2. Constantly talks in a work environment about subject material having nothing to do with work and everything to do about their personal lives.
3. Usually has thick coat of brown on their nose from undisclosed origins.
2. Constantly talks in a work environment about subject material having nothing to do with work and everything to do about their personal lives.
3. Usually has thick coat of brown on their nose from undisclosed origins.
The meeting was very productive until Cap'n Yack arrived. Didn't know you could find so much out about how to be a loser... and he was only there for 30 minutes!
by dd0022 March 04, 2005
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