A book which has survived the generations and is the most read book of all time, and has taken mike than 4000 years to write with multiple authors, which forms and essential part of Christianity and has guided billions for centuries and will forever have an impact of history.
“Did you bring your Bible to church today”?

“Open your Bibles to John 3:16.”
by citizens2502 December 25, 2020
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An over-rated, mistranslated, fictional book that people are brainwashed into believing.

This book is often sugar coated and it's followers only follow certain parts.

Used commonly to opress gay people.
saying a Bible verse to justify homophobia is like me saying the name of my favorite book and a random chapter
by DSMbomb January 31, 2021
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The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.
The Bible is what you make it.
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A large book well over 1,000 pages written about a single subject (i.e. Christianity, chicken, heck, even a dictionary could be the bible of words.).
Jake: "Hey guys! Wanna read my Gun Bible?"
Nick: "No! The Holy Christian Bible is where it's at."
Kyle: "But my Chicken Cooking Bible is the only way to go!"
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The best sci-fi fantasy book ever
Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible
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a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football
Dude why do you have a bible?
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