Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.

Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
by Miss Penn February 04, 2010
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A phrase usede to describe when a person butt crack is hanging out of their pants.
Tim:"Ahoy its the crackin!"
Debrick:"Girls shouldn't sag their pants."
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Means when, you say a joke so funny that even you have to laugh, even if you are the only one. Though it's kinda lame laughing with yourself, but, you just cant help yourself :)
haha, knock knock, whos there? boo..boo who?
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA

ohh i love crackin myself up
by LBK:) June 22, 2009
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1. When you smoke and your ass gets sent to another world. You sit frozen in your seat zoned out looking at the floor.

2. When the munchies are hitting and you eating slow asf
Julian: Yo manny what is this? This shits crackin’ my headtop

Manny: It’s that gas nigga ⛽️
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The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.
Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys
by 420yourmom May 30, 2017
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