The best phrase ever its a mad ting ennit bossman tbf boss spud on that drilla

When s fat dirty cunt likes your throbbing purple but sack

A Little Fat Crem is an Irish male with red hair, small and round in stature and known to carry marmalade sandwiches in his back pack with no tin foil or cling film for protection. Other males regularly refer to Little Fat Crem as a "coward" and an "underachiever" and the chances of him scoring a bird are nil

IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad

When Avril Doesnt think shes fat