A man who's services are appreciated.

A awesome, extremely loyal friend who has been my friend for the past 4 and a half years. Simply put it, he’s a dime a dozen bloke. Aside from being a spectacular friend, he is also the hardest working guy you’ll ever meet. Need a good worker for up to 12 hours? Lloyd will be at your service. So he’s a great friend and a workaholic, AND he gets mad hoes. He’s a brother from another mother kinda mothertrucker. He may say goofy things occasionally, but aren’t we all sorta flawed individuals? He easily forgives you and will likely just wanna be left alone if he is irritated with you. Lastly, he has encyclopedic knowledge of video-games. Oh and Lloyds also have a fondness for vagabonding, vaping, mayonnaise packets, and a massive unusual love for big sausage pizza.

a real jerkoff haircut

meaning "gross man"
as in Lloyd Grossman.

is an ugly piece of faggot and should go die

Slang for a black male.

a player who doesn’t care about girls feeling and goes back and forth between them like their objects. Has zero respect for anyone and thinks he can do whatever he wants with no consequences.