omp
Stands for On My Phone. Commonly used to account for slower responses when IMing from a phone.
Nick: I might not respond right away. Omp.
by rb20 June 01, 2011
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Old man pusher. A twenty-something female who encourages her friends to date older men. Reasons may include monetary benefits, gray hair fetish, etc.
I was making out with that 44-year-old last night at the bar because Alison told me he was perfect for me. She is such an OMP!
by nance12345 January 08, 2008
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Ouch my penis

often used after being kicked in the balls
guy 1:kick
guy 2:omp
by super awsome1000000 May 16, 2010
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to eat the cruch out of a low flying duck!
"Im so hungry i could eat te cruch out of a low flying duck.... omp"
by choad rider April 19, 2003
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a faggot sellout
omp is a faggot sellout
by none June 22, 2003
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OMP OMP OMP
Like "nom nom nom" but more obnoxious. It should always be capitalized: OMP OMP OMP.
Ya we POUNDED that Country Kitchen Buffet. OMP OMP OMP, ya heard!
by intjudo_ December 10, 2008
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On my period
I would go swimming today but I'm pretty sure I'm omp
by bet404 June 11, 2017
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