Stands for On My Phone. Commonly used to account for slower responses when IMing from a phone.

Old man pusher. A twenty-something female who encourages her friends to date older men. Reasons may include monetary benefits, gray hair fetish, etc.

Ouch my penis

often used after being kicked in the balls

to eat the cruch out of a low flying duck!

a faggot sellout

Like "nom nom nom" but more obnoxious. It should always be capitalized: OMP OMP OMP.

On my period