A woman who loves the finer things in life. She is bright and full of love and life. She will go the extra mile for those she loves. Sometimes easily agitated by dumb, close minded people. Great boobs and a perfect smile. She will always carry herself with style and class. A straight clown, forever telling jokes and making everyone laugh. Family oriented and trusts no one. Enjoys her alone time and eating the finest of foods. Easily bribed with food and juice. Gets along easily with others. If you hate her you doing tewwww muchhh.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.