1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.
by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 18, 2006
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noun. Used to describe a person who fucks anythiny that moves. If it doesn't move, often they will give it a push.
by Kid June 20, 2004
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a sado-masochistic, homo, necro, peda, bestial, with the desire to screw anything:
animal, vegetable, or mineral!
animal, vegetable, or mineral!
by that guy you saw last week March 11, 2003
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Someone who is highly sexual, often having sex with both genders. A very sexual person who will almost try anything kinky, and will vary sexual orientations.
Linda didn't hook up with Dave last night, so she hooked up with Carol and her dog instead because of her omni-sexual tendencies.
by Nutflushdraw October 30, 2005
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The deluded Belief that one can have sexual relations with any entity, whether it may be male, female, animal, alive, dead ect.
Oh look there is Omni-sexual Pete, he is such an Omni-sexual. Yeah i know, i heard he likes ice-cream. Me too! am i Omni-sexual? Not unless you fuck it.
by bangbangbong April 02, 2011
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by Laura Pickard January 24, 2004
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into everything, litiraly
jhon is omni sexual, he would fuck your dog if your not cearful
by james the cunt flap August 16, 2006
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