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Oh My Fucking Actual Non-Existent God

A advancement on the classic OMG 'Oh My God' was OMNEG this is for non believers 'Oh My Non Existent God' This has morphed into OMFANEG
Main uses on Internet message boards and forums

Geeky internet user 1: Dude check this vid out its called '2 girls 1 cup'

Geeky internet user 2: (after clicking link) OMFANEG!!!!1
by Leftoverdan November 21, 2007
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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