An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.
I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.
by redring January 21, 2014
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Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants
Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.
by Jose Kaiser December 16, 2006
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When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.
My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.
by HermanButt December 02, 2017
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To take a direct shot to the nuts
Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts
by Mzavy November 09, 2015
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A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.
by camel toe February 21, 2003
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The left over pizza fixings that you add to an omelette.
Hey Joe, what happen to the pizza from last night? Man I woke up and made a ghetto omelette.
by Mickey Bricks March 08, 2009
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When a whole fresh egg gets placed deep inside a girls vagina and then a guy fucks her until the egg breaks. The guy goes down on the girl to suck out all of the egg shells and egg whites/yolk. A frying pan is placed below the girl to collect the egg white/yolk during the sex and while the guy sucks the rest out. When the girl is all empty, you fry up the egg in the pan and then bon appetite.
Person 1: Yo, did you eat already?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I just had a louisiana omelette.

Person 1: Are you ok? You are walking weird...
Person 2: Not really...I just got louisiana omeletted....
by ChefMan September 14, 2011
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