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A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.
I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!
by Andrew Stephen February 06, 2008
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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