Urban Dictionary: omelette

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

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Pocket Omelette

(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.

He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.

by gcrunk March 19, 2010

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french omelette

when you cum in someone's ear and they fold it over into an omelette. :)

i had a great french omelette this morning for breakfast.

by DirtySanchezritethismin August 03, 2009

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Floppy Omelette

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

by HellsBells85 August 15, 2011

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Greek Omelette

Crack three eggs in to a girls asshole. Then fuck the girl in the asshole vigorously to beat the eggs until you blow your load. Have the girl crap the concoction out into a hot frying pan. Cook like an omelette. Add feta cheese and serve.

My girlfriend hates her husband so we whipped him up a greek omelette.

by WilsonDog June 17, 2011

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runny omelette

When you bust a nut in her ear then fold it over

"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a runny omelette. It was oozing out."

by msm8504 August 20, 2009

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Air omelette

An early morning fart that smells like eggs. Usually delivered with intentional force.

"you want breakfast in bed?" I aint getting up, so here's an air omelette, enjoy.

by KenTam August 25, 2013

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