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A Real whopper cock, A veritable Mega Wang, If caught in its magnum nut blast(tm) it will atomize you in a cummy detonation and a nut flood will fill all neighbouring countries.
guy1:Bro nice omega schlong
guy2:*nuts reducing half the globe to a sticky, stinky wasteland.*
by Flameaway January 03, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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