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A character on Family Guy first introduced in the "Blackuweather Forecast", not the "Blackie Weather Forecast", you morons. It's a play on words of the "Accuweather Forecast". That's what makes it funny instead of racist.
Tom Tucker: And now, here's Ollie Williams with the Blackuweather Forecast. Ollie?
Ollie Williams: IT'S GON' RAIN!
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.
Ollie Williams: IT'S GON' RAIN!
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.
by Ollie Williams October 26, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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"And now for the blackie weather report with Ollie Williams, Ollie?"
"IT'S GON' RAIN!"
"Thanks Ollie..."
"IT'S GON' RAIN!"
"Thanks Ollie..."
by Some guy with a rifle July 24, 2005