He is an animal that has a diet of monster energy and crusty bedroom pot noodles. he goes by many names including: mollie, dead dog, Pete, Dan Dan, fat Sahara, Sarah’s got a mole, retard, Lennie, mascara eyes, stolen bike, burned car, Eddie stobart. He is an individual struck by misfortune his car got set on fire and he just cried. His bike has been stolen more times than you have had hot dinners. He is very passive and can be identified by his can collecting fetish or the distinct smell of sour cream Pringles. He should never be trusted to drive as he once wrapped his car round a tree. In his spare time Ollie likes to play with his ‘girlfriends’ penis he is called Elise. Ollie likes to believe he is very cleaver that’s why he decided to smoke spice however Ollie is destined to work in an mot specialist garage.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk