The best food in the world without a doubt and you can hire harry bujko and lucy manifold to get you a 30 foot or however long i said table of olives at your funeral

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

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1.a food that is about the size of an eye ball, and depending on the kind it can either be green or black, and the best ones (green ones), hav a yummy orange thing in the middle.
2.the most yummiest tastiest delcious thingg in the wrld...green olives to be exact

old/living imprisioned veterans eating sandwiches

BALLS IN BALL SACK

Olives: The only food on the planet that looks like a testicle, and tastes like urine smells.

Olives are the best, you find them with feta cheese and garlic shoved inside and if you don't like them you are going to hell :))