A cheap italian restaurant chain originating in Florida. Usually occupied by disgruntled managers and apathetic servers. Not a bad place to work. You dont even have to be sober. Majority of food is in soup/salad/breadstick form. The servers must S.I.E. (Suggest, Inform and Endorse) menu items and introduce themselves by name (which is really tacky)

If you can stomach the cheesy greeting, the food should be no problem.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

What slow students hear when a teacher mentions oligarchy during a lecture.

An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.

If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.

When you pour olive oil on your breadstick and shove it in a freshly tossed salad then pull out and "grate your cheese" all over them, then before you're done, you slap your half limp noodle on their ass and pronounce it "Al dente!"

for anyone who reads this you should go there and when the waiter asks you if you want cheese on your salad and you say yes ,the waiter will say, "say when" don't say stop

American food for an Ameircan resturant.