A wise older man who says "Doncha know?" with a Norwegian accent.

Also known as "Papa".

That man is such an oley!

Ask him, he is quite an oley.
by Lindsay Freebird June 16, 2008
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The highest of props that can be given to a fellow He-Man. Reserved for ultimate acts of Bro-ness.

Origin: The Scripture of Spankey
Three smoley oleys to the guy who invented the Fred Penner shot!
by TheScriptureofSpankey November 13, 2015
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Well, if your in to corn and cows you found the right place. There are more cows than people in this little town. You can drive through the town in two minutes. There is only one main road, but be careful driving on it. Because there is a random fucking traffic light that only blinks yellow for no god damn reason. Your lucky you don't get t- boned by a tractor trailer going through it. If your trying to go shopping then you better go somewhere else. Because there is only a Weis in the whole town.
Fuck, I just hit a cow. I must be in Oley, Pa.
by SRTAEYPN March 05, 2016
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your BUTT hole; ur anus; ur asshole; ur poop chute; ur present factory; the shit pitt
like when you take a dump; the hole from which is comes out
by Monkeypogo March 08, 2005
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a school full of farmers, thots, fboys, and boys obsessed with trucks. If you go to Oley you’ll kiss before your 15.
oley valley middle school is my school
by Uncle Tomas October 22, 2018
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